“I really hate it when your little human forgets about boundaries.”
”Or when you think that you're a celebrity and we need to be remembered.”
“When you’re talking so much, you become so annoying. Like I’ll ever understand you, hmpf!”
“No kissing tonight honey, I'm too tired!”
“Didn't I tell you to back off?!”
“Nor I am an avid fan of your hugs!”
“Or when you stare at me up close and think it's cute.”
”Trust me, you don't want to blow on me.”
“And if you…”
“I hate it when you laugh at me, instead of helping!”
“I'm glad that me being uncomfortable amuses you, but…”
“What's with the Cone of Shame?”
“Just give me my bone, dammit!”
“And stop barking louder than me!”
“Don't even attempt to confront me with violence!”
“You should keep your fingers to yourself.”
“I hate it when you doll myself up for your own amusement, again!”
“Or when you eat so voraciously and won't share even a small bite.”
“And when you sleep all day long instead of playing ball with me!”
“Or when you force me to stay in the bathtub and take a shower!”
“Or become the meanest teaser ever!”
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