„It's where I take my very best glamour shot.”
„And showcase my bathing suit in glory.”
„Or chill in an appropriate dress code.”
„Then capture all the sun for myself.”
„And get covered in the sand.”
„Or play a liberal Superman.”
„Beach is where I spread my wings.”
„And where I can read the news in peace.”
„And have the time of my life!”
„Just look how happy I am – beyond words!”
„Don't even think that you can hit on me on the beach.”
„Because I will walk off majestically and tan elsewhere.”
„Maybe even go for a crazy run.”
„Beach also means more of that cold stuff.”
„Here I’m best friends with the sun. It bestows a sexy back tan upon me.”
„And the sun never forgets that my belly loves it, too!”
„Plus, this may be the best place for my romantic adventures.”
”And who knows, maybe it will end up in a happy marriage.”
„But until then, I can freely enjoy a nude sunbathing!”
„And this is how I roll after a swim!”
„And how cool I feel on my bay watch!”
„Because wearing my poppy on my right ear always makes me feel admired!”
“Oh, please, no one is more fashionable than me on this beach!”
„Indeed, you are an eye-catching candy! Say, do you wanna go out with me, sugar?”
„Beach is where babes come to us.”
„Especially when we're hiding behind stylish sunglasses.”
„Ladies on the beach are always impressed.”
„But in the end, we all just want to cuddle together on the beach.”
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